WHITE GUILT IS DEAD

I received this in an email today and thought it was pretty funny. Has some dead-on points that are unfortunately very truthful. I hate to say this but being in the Army for 14 years, racism is alive and well, just in ‘reverse’ of the ‘standard’ thinking on racism…yeah look up the definition a-hole. While I do not agree with everything in the post below, there are certainly points that are nailed on the head so to speak of how alive and well reverse racism is in American today. And yeah, I am sick of hearing about “the man” holding you down.

Know what?  Join the Army you prick, we are always hiring.

Oh and PS –  this is my blog, I must approve all comments, so don’t bother leaving comments like “You are a racist pig!”, or “Die! Scum!” etc etc, I will just not approve them. My blog, bite me.

 

WHITE GUILT IS DEAD

By Tom Adkins
Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along, depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I’m virtually euphoric. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not thrilled with America’s flirtation with neo socialism. But there’s a massive silver lining in those magical clouds that lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency. For today, without a shred of intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America: The Era of White Guilt is over.This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of white Americans didn’t give a fluff about skin color, and enthusiastically pulled the voting lever for a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal black man who spent his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 years, and actively worked with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow!

Some resume! Yet they made Barak Obama their leader. Therefore, as of Nov 4th, 2008, white guilt is dead.

For over a century, the millstone of white guilt hung around our necks, retribution for slave-owning predecessors. In the 60s, American liberals began yanking that millstone while sticking a fork in the eye of black Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to extort a socialist solution. But if a black
man can become President, exactly what significant barrier is left? The election of Barak Obama absolutely destroys the entire validation of liberal white guilt. The dragon is hereby slain.

So today, I’m feeling a little “uppity,” if you will. From this day forward, my tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is now exactly ZERO. And it’s time to clean house. No more Reverend Wright’s “God Damn America,” Al Sharpton’s Church of Perpetual Victimization, or Jesse Jackson’s rainbow racism. Cornell West? You’re a fraud. Go home. All those “black studies” programs that taught kids to hate whitey? You must now thank Whitey. And I want that on the final.

Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut up. ACORN? Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your kitty. Black separatists? Find another nation that offers better dreams. Go ahead. I’m waiting.

Gangsta rappers? Start praising America. Begin with the Pledge of Allegiance. And please…no more ebonics. Speak English, and who knows where you might end up? Oh, yeah…pull up your pants. Your underwear is showing. You look stupid.

To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America? I’m still waiting for the first black French President. (Ed. – LOL Eurosnots, I love that!)

And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I’ve always despised lazy white people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy black people. You’re poor because you quit school, did drugs, had three kids with three different fathers, and refuse to work. So when you plop your Colt 45-swilling, Oprah watchin’ butt on the couch and complain “Da Man is keepin’ me down,” allow me to inform you: Da Man is now black. You have no excuses.

No more quotas. No more handouts. No more stealing my money because someone’s great-great-great-great grandparents suffered actual pain and misery at the hands of people I have no relation to, and personally revile.

It’s time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine upon the heap of the other stupid 60s ideas. Drag it over there, by wife swapping, next to dope-smoking. Plenty of room right between free love and cop-killing. Careful ya don’t trip on streaking. There ya go, don’t be gentle. Just dump it. Wash your hands. It’s filthy.

In fact, Obama’s ascension created a gargantuan irony. How can you sell class envy and American unfairness when you and your black wife went to Ivy League schools, got high-paying jobs, became millionaires, bought a mansion, and got elected President? How unfair is that??? Now, Like a delicious O’Henry tale, Obama’s spread-the-wealth campaign rendered itself moot by it’s own victory! America is officially a meritocracy. Obama’s election has validated American conservatism!

So, listen carefully…Wham!!!

That’s the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on the era of white guilt. The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered, dirt shoveled, and tombstone erected. White guilt is dead and buried.

However, despite my glee, there’s apparently one small, rabid bastion of American racism remaining. Black Americans voted 96% (ed. – I read it was actually closer to 78%, but I digress) for Barak Obama. Hmmm. In a color-blind world, shouldn’t that be 50-50? Tonight, every black person should ask forgiveness for their apparent racism and prejudice towards white people. Maybe it’s time to start spreading the guilt around.

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  1. Oh and PS – this is my blog, I must approve all comments, so don’t bother leaving comments like “You are a racist pig!”, or “Die! Scum!” etc etc, I will just not approve them. My blog, bite me.

    LOL. I absolutely love that last line and the post is right on-we’re the Man baby! I wrote a bit on being the man now, called, “Woo hoo! We’re the Oppressors.” You got to read it. It is at http://www.blacknright.wordpress.com. You know my whole life I was told a Black man will never be elected president in this country it was too racist. I was promised that and the one time I need racists to actually do their job and rig an election-do they? NOOOOO!!!! The one time when racism would’ve actually HELPED the Black people and they fall down on their job. You know this is why I don’t like racists, you can’t depend on them.

    And oh by the way, the Natioanal Black Republican Association agrees, you guys have been fully emancipated from White guilt. You can read that declaration on my blog as well. I hope you will come by. And BTW I voted for Palin (in my opinion McCain was just along for the ride) Though I hope Alan Keyes runs again in 2012 because him and Palin would make a great team. Now there’s one for the history books, a Black male President and a White female vice President. Or vice versa, I am not picky.

    Oh and about approving those comments that say your a racist pig or something I always approve those because it proves my point and makes them look like idiots, and when liberals go out of their way to prove my point for me, well I am eternally grateful. It means less work on convincing others that liberals have the brain of fruit flies. God bless you and stay strong! We’re going to take back this country baby! And when we do we can thank Obama for providing such immense motivation for doing so.

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