I am having a hard time writting something about this besides:
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh C’thulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
And We’re Fucked!
Apparently this unknown substance has been discovered floating off the shores of Alaska (that’s right, all you freaks living up there better run for your fraking life!) The Coast Guard has taken samples for testing, but as of yet, no one is sure what it is. And it is HUGE! One report said they followed part of it for 15 miles! No doubt, a long tentacle of forgotten god!
And look! A video of Cthulhu sliming through the depths:
To quote someone on a blog: