That’s right folks! Today is International Talk like a Pirate Day! I have celebrated this day for the last two years and always get nothing but strange looks from the tiny twerps that hear me talking! Me ship for a cutlass to run them through!
Let me tell you, when I started speaking pirate while in a turret on top of an MRAP in Iraq last year…well, they didn’t think it was all that funny. Party poopers.
So sit back, grab some grog, see what has crawled out of the bung hole, make sure they all know that you are a pirate at heart!